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OneRen presents Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5

23 Dec 2026 - 19:30

OneRen presents Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5

plus special guests

Colonel Mustard & The Dijon 5 are quite simply one of the most ridiculously entertaining live acts to emerge from Scotland in recent years - or anywhere else for that matter. They come to one of their favourite places, Paisley, to host what promises to be an unforgettable Xmas party.

If you haven't seen them before, imagine Primal Scream and Dolly Parton had children genetically fused with the DNA of Frank Zappa, Bob Marley, ABBA, James Brown, George Clinton and Neil Diamond. Their most recent single The Fathers Of Brazilian Football celebrates Paisley local Archie McLean who took the passing game Tabelinha to Brazil. A hometown gig for Paisley born Kirstin 'Badges' on trumpet. The Colonel says “We've had some of our wildest and greatest nights playing in Paisley and can't wait to bring a big crimbo show to the Town Hall. The crowd never disappoints in Paisley and we'll bring the biggest and best night humanly possible". 

 

Expect the unexpected when The Dijon Family come to town!

Tickets: Standard £23*
*Includes £1 Venue Levy and £2 service charge
Access: 
  • Ground Floor Stalls - Standing Only
  • Ist Floor Balcony -  Lift and stairs access to this level - stepped seating
  • 2nd Floor Gallery - No lift access, steep steps - Not suitable for those with limited mobility.
Please note, wheelchair accessible spaces are not available to book online. Please email or call the box office to book a wheelchair accessible space or for any other access  requests/advice: 
Tel: 0300 300 1210

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